blowing his own trumpet

To boast about oneself, to speak very proudly and positively about oneself. In AmE, "to blow one's own horn"

John is blowing his own trumpet again, he is telling everyone he is the best sales manager of our Company.

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fuck trumpet

what you refer to your ass as if you fart during sex

I was so gassy the other night, I was banging this chick and I couldn't stop my fuck trumpet from playing.

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The result of a person farting with a dick in their butt.

Tom's choice of beans last night resulted in a bad case of muffled trumpets when he was getting pounded by Jerry.

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excellent kissers
LOUD... on and off stage ;)

"Those female trumpet players blow so hard" ;)

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A perverse sexual act involving a combination of a Cleveland Steamer, Facial, and Dirty Sanchez. Also referred to as the 'MTT'.

"I gave that bitch the Monterey Trumpet Trolley, and after she cleaned the shit and cum off her face, she straight bugged out!"

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A loud flatulation. An uncontrollable/involuntary but audibly noticeable fart.

"That Mexican food sure gave me a case of butt trumpets."

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Pretty young lady ideal for a blasting with love glue.

I pulled a bird last night, what a little spunk trumpet.

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