rocky mountain trucker

When you shit in a condom, then put it in the freezer until frozen, then use it as a dildo.

Hey, last night was crazy. You remember Sharon? She totally did the Rocky Mountain trucker when we went back to her place

by Rmt223 July 12, 2017

Trucker Fucker

A member of law enforcement that pulls over truck drivers or people towing trailers and inspects them for violations.

These people go above and beyond to try and hamstring people with fines and violations to feel like actual men.

The female versions of these people, are actually just lot lizards trying to turn tricks to obtain drugs/alcohol.

Seen a couple trucker fuckers on my way to work this morning, had some dude and his rig pulled over.

Probably still sitting there, searching his truck and writing him tickets.

by TVCAR112 October 7, 2025

trucker shower

When you put deoderent on top of old sweat without washing yourself first.

"Did you just put on deoderent without washing yourself?"
"Yeah, just i did a trucker shower."

by rdgrdgfjnh June 30, 2021

Tricky Trucker

Noun:
1. a term used to refer to The fanbase or fandom of Those Who Play The Game of "Tricky Truck" Made By Gravity Sensation in 2010
2. a Truck Driver who engages in Foolish behavior

"My Brother Got Run by a Tricky Trucker"
"I Have Been a Tricky Trucker Since 2011"

by MAXIE._ July 11, 2023

Ontario Truckers

A group of people labelled as terrorists by Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau who just want to make vaccination against COVID-19 optional

I think Canada has blown the situation with the Ontario Truckers way out of proportion

by EmperorShitface February 16, 2022

Trucker lava lamp

The act of when you fill up a clear jug with urine and ejaculate into the container so it floats around like lava.

Hey driver I filled up my old milk jug with urine yesterday and was watching my favorite guy on guy porn video and had no towel too ejaculate on too so I did it into the jug and made a trucker lava lamp.

by FatherStevefaketrucker September 13, 2025

Trucker Toast

When a greasy red neck comes back from the gas station in Wyomming buying a loaf of toast. He accidentally drops the toast on his own seat in his truck and forgets about it. Then he proceeds to drive 12 hours to Idaho. Once he reached his destination he gets up from his seat and sees the greasy sweaty toast he forgot to pick up. Then he takes the toast with its diabolical fumes and eats the disgusting moldy toast.

Jimmy tells his redneck trucker friend, “ did you have some trucker toast today, I would love some!”

Bill forgot his trucker toast in the car and it molded and beetles infested his car

by Yote yaterr November 26, 2021