trombone scone

a trombone scone is what happens when zack armstrong goes for a swim lol i know because laura bell told me this during our hot steamy pillow fight last night

oh my god it was bearly there he was like a total trombone scone next time were gonna wait a ehile after he goes swimming that was just disapointing

by tehe zack you know February 6, 2005

Rusty Trombone Reach-around

When a male or female is face deep in a males backside and proceeds to use there hand as somewhat of a trumpet.

(1)Tron: Yo dawg, what the hell was Martha doin to you last night when I walked in on you both"s.

Eddie: Givin my ass a good old Rusty Trombone Reach-around

(2) Dangle: Hey Abraham

Abraham: Ya Dangle

Dangle: How about you wake up and Rusty Trombone Reach-around my sexy self

Abraham- Go to sleep Dangle

by AwwwwYeeeeaaaaa June 29, 2011

upside down rusty trombone

Receiving a rusty trombone while holding your partner’s legs over your shoulders, thighs on shoulders so they are upside down along your back face to your ass

I was going to go the gym but I made my girlfriend give me an upside down rusty trombone instead.

by Fishboy777 February 19, 2018

Second chair rusty trombone

A threesome variation on the standard rusty trombone. While a girl is eating a guy's ass, she adds in a Dutch rudder for the other girl. Essentially guiding the other girls arm as she jacks off the guy's cock.

What a wild night, we even had a girl sitting Second chair rusty trombone.

by MooseCock24 May 20, 2009

johnny trombone

Something failing couples try to save their marriage. The man attaches a low pressure air pump to his pens and injects air into his bladder, he then has sex with his partner as normal while 'peeing the air into her, making a trombone sound.

I totally Johnny Trombone'd her last night.

Why don't you guys try the Johnny Trombone?

by SquatchIt September 23, 2020

Sparkly trombone

Similar to a rusty trombone however instead of anal pleasures cocaine is inserted into the rectum.

Wow Cheryl gives a great sparkly trombone!

by Dingle booger August 15, 2023

Trombone

A device used for brilliance and power! They usually overpower the mellos and baritones with little effort.

What are trombones for?! Brilliance and power!

by Ktbone19 August 20, 2018