Troff

The act of eating out your partners butthole during sex

"My gf plans to troff me dry tonight"

by Small Beastly June 23, 2009

Troffiness

Not an actual weather term, but a sad reflection of hippies on the left coast infiltrating the NWS. Possibility of teh ghey-ness.

WEAK UPPER TROFFINESS IS FORECAST TO CONTINUE OVER THE DESERT SOUTHWEST WITH WEAK SOUTHWESTERLY FLOW ALOFT ACROSS COLORADO.

by shnoogins_wx May 11, 2010

trifling hypocrite

A Trifling Hypocrite is a particularly loathsome individual who is adept at using other's weaknesses against them in a way that makes the person appear to be a saint of some sort. In reality, these individuals are self righteous, slanderous, liars whose loathsome vices and sexual perversions are worse than anyone they've got the audacity to judge has ever done.For example, A Trifling Hypocrite will tell you that they've been celibate for fifteen years right after having a threesome with your boyfriend and the pastor of her Church. Or they might buy some drugs off of their neighbors,and then immediately call we tip on them and get them busted as they get high and watch the cops take them to jail from their window and laugh. Trifling Hypocrites have dogshit for a soul. Three or more in a group is called a Stench. They frequent Churches, AA meetings , back alleys, and glory holes . Dying is the only decent thing these bastards ever do for their fellow man. Trifling Hypocrite Funerals are some of the happiest occasions on the face of the Earth. Mainly because after containing the odious corpses in an old septic tank,NASA shoots them into the center of the Sun. It is the only thing hot enough to ensure against an accidental reincarnation occurring, as it incinerates the bitches completely,soul and all,as it should.

The roar of Joy could be heard above the rocket boosters as NASA launched a Trifling Hypocrite to her final resting place in the center of the Sun.

by Triflegirl January 18, 2018

Triflin'-Trope

Old-school, condescending, dismissive, adage as an excuse for, "Wisdom;" hiding the fact that an old person never actually learned anything for their entire life.

Don't bother asking him anything, he'll just rattle off a triflin'-trope and then call you a,"stupid millennial."

by mysticklemom November 11, 2018

Trifling

Jelani Rae Xi-Aviear Ferguson

Jelani Rae Xi-AviearFerguson is trifling

by hiiii November 25, 2020

Troglodyte

Someone who has no lip and looks like a scarred hairy potato, and is usually British.

Brit: I've heard that people say we are all Troglodytes

Me: Yea we say it because it's true

by MistressChing December 17, 2022

techno-troglodyte

Someone is incapable or unwilling to learn, understand or use technology in any of it's forms.

Formed from techno technology and troglodyte (cave man or woman)

DOES NOT have anything to do with techno music

My grandma can't use a smart phone, computer or even a vcr player, as she is a techno-troglodyte

by Daniel-Lyndie December 2, 2010