Tristan wedgie

A natural just happens wedgie that is so bad that the legs of your underwear are by the waist band and if you wear your pants down low you can see your but cheeks

guy1: "man i hate Tristan wedgies"
guy2: "what are they"
guy1: "you know them insane wedgies when your but cheeks show?'
guy2: "hate those....."

by t1995byrne May 26, 2011

Tristan Agnello

Tristan Agnello thinks he's cool. He is a full time fuckboy with the need to fuck. He needs a girlfriend to feel complete. He is the most awkward guy ever. He hardly has the guts to ask a girl out. He had no confidence what so ever with a girl and he makes things akward. He's started doing it at 13 with his sister watching

Tristan Agnello: have you seen my new girl, I think im going to get her in bed
Friend: i bet you will

by That one loner June 28, 2018

tristan kirby

Usually has light colored hair and very good looking. Usually fit and has a nice toned body.
A good all around person to be with or hang out with.

Your almost as good looking as Tristan Kirby.

by Marktwain September 24, 2013

Tristan cox

Tristan cox is the most thiccest of all thicc if u see the one and only Tristan cox you will instantly get wet or hard

Tristan cox is THICC

by Tristancoxisthicc February 23, 2019

Tristan's penis

a dissapointingly small penis that barely even gives pleasure to the user

We finally had sex but he had a Tristan's penis so it probably would've been better if we didn't

by totally not tristan February 24, 2022

Doing a Tristan

Doing a Tristan, is when someone picks their nose while looking right at you and talking to you, then proceeds to stick their finger in their mouth and eat what they just pulled out. Also known as a "Gold Digger."

Freddy: "Did he just pick his nose and eat it?"
Alex: "Yeah..he was just doing a Tristan."

by Arnasam June 22, 2010

Tristan hunchak

A butt snifer who normally likes Guys and shoves poop on people’s glasses
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Tristan Hunchak

by Greg1979 December 31, 2019