Topped Out

The maximum weight a muffin top can attain before shes just a fat chick.

Barley able to fit into her Jeans, she claimed to have topped out on that last big mac.

by Famous Frank December 23, 2008

Torpedoing the Glass-Bottom Steam Boat

While performing the act of defecating on the cellophane over your partner's mouth, a sudden tear accidentally forms and the log torpedoes into his/her mouth.

Tim could not foresee that by having bought the saran wrap at the Dollar Store would only lead to torpedoing the Glass- Bottom Steam Boat and ending a perfect night of love.

by Red Dragon October 18, 2003

Toasty Torpedo

Ex1.When your penis is warmer than any other part of your body
Ex2. the poorly picked name of a quiznos sandwich

When i woke up i had morning wood and a toasty torpedo

by NoOneIsHome March 25, 2009

bangalore torpedo

A variation on the space dock, with a toilet paper tube used to facilitate the fecal transfer.

Ian's stools were so loose that he had to pull a bangalore torpedo instead of the space dock.

by Jack Sparks February 20, 2007

torpedo

when you place a dildo all the way into a vagina and karate chop it so it flies out just like a torpedo would.

" Holy shit! that torpedo just went through your window. "

by Mista-Sprinkles July 19, 2007

Torpedouche

He is on the edge and if you say anything to him, he will have no choice but to fight you.

Torpedouche is a fart face

by Lucifer & Obama lick horses January 9, 2011

torpedo

A guy that behaves like a total asshole on behalf of a friend that wants to improve his chances to pick up a girl. While the friend chit chats with the girl, the guy suddenly bust into the scene like a random stranger. He talks a lot of non-sense and harass the couple before he retreats; for a moment he literally "torpedo" the scene. After having faced a complete moron, the girl now improve her estimation of the friend.

Hey Ashley, can you be my torpedo tonight?

Sure bro, I'd be totally wild and crazy!

Man! Last night John was the best torpedo ever. I owe him a creampie.

by e-ladden April 28, 2011