When a girl's legs are incapable of closing properly. Her knees may touch but her thighs do not, leaving a massive parabola shaped gap under her vagoo. Usually accompanied by expansive hips and little-to-no ass.

- Check out that girl, she's like totally bowlegged or something.

- No man, she's got a parabola tootie!

- What a whore …

Parabola Tootie by Ass-hed January 23, 2009

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juice a tootie

The act of emitting gas from the anus.(farting}. Can also be used in terms of taking a shit.

"Chris ate a whole plate of beans and juiced a tootie in front of everyone."
or
"Chris has been in the bathroom forever. Probably juicin' a tootie."

juice a tootie by Mantis55 March 31, 2005

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tootise

licking & sucking on the males nipples

Baby, do you want a tootise? & let's see how many licks to the chewy middle. . .-lol-

tootise by texas92_0917-0121 February 24, 2011

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Tootsi

A corruption of the acronym "That Oriental Over There". Refers to a member of any KPop, JPop, or otherwise applicable pop group who posesses basic, banal, and even slightly stereotypical Asian features. Despite this disturbing and exasperating quality, the member will indubitably acquire and maintain a sizeable fan base, though likely populated by women and men of equal aesthetic caliber who adore this member because of their resemblance to Mamochan of Sailor Moon.

Me: Oh my gawd, when I first saw Jin in the Dope MV he looked like such a fucking Tootsi.

Friend: Jin is a fucking Tootsi!

Me: (whispers low) why am I in love with him then?

Friend: (single tear cascades down cheek) my sweet Mamochan....

Tootsi by IVCEligible July 15, 2016

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