toot booty

a large unshapely ass complete with dimples, stretch marks, and hemmorhoids. (toot from the comedy Central series Drawn together)

-Have you seen Kirstie Alley lately?
-Yea she's a got a straight toot booty.

by Doom&Demolition December 20, 2010

Tit n' Toot

The process where one woman squeezes nutritious fluids out of her breast into another man or woman's anus while he/she is sprawled out on their back holding their legs up. (Tit-juice into the toot-hole)

Austin told me that Lisa gives the best Tit n' Toot in town.

by TRIGHTTTTTTTT321 September 8, 2011

DC Toot-a-loo

A sexual act where one, typically female, squats over the chin of her lover and lets loose her odoriferous flatulence.

Last night I gave my husband a DC Toot-a-loo he'll never forget.

by dmgncat March 26, 2022

booty toot

To make comical/suspicious noises (toots) from your derriere, bum, behind, keister. To fart.

"Eating dairy causes me to booty toot."

by Smems September 24, 2007

toot n boot

To fart and then leave the premises.

I usually toot n boot because I have to fart but don't want to be blamed for it.

by toot n booter February 16, 2015

tooting one's horn

Tooting one's horn refers to the act of inflating your ego through self praise of high regard.

Also referred to by gangstas as "bigging yourself up."

"Oh I say Winston is certainly tooting his horn after winning that game of polo."

"It certainly isn't a very charming attitude to be tooting one's horn after succeeding in fornicating a fine young lady."

by Charles Blitherington IV March 1, 2009

Horton hears a toot

This is a term from the 1960’s which John F Kennedy himself said to his stank wife who farted in bed next to him

My friend farted really bad and it stank I replied with Horton hears a toot

by RubyRubyRoo July 22, 2023