jipnap toenail

the smelly balck dirt under your toenails

Fuck off you jipnap toenail!
You smell like the jipnap from daves toenail!
Jipnap ov a toenail

by Drobac September 25, 2007

toink

a late 80s/early 90s inspired floppy, funky material-covered, ugly hair tie for women. usually worn with neon orange shirt w/ shoulder pads, white cowboy boots with faux leather fringe and tucked-in acid-washed jeans...while funneling (or beer bonging) red, white & blue or piels beer. in a word "hot". hair was usually arranged sticking out of the top of your head like a hair fountain for maximum sexiness.

has anyone seen my toink? i need to get ready for the kegger!

by wildwit July 30, 2010

Toeing

The word you use when you dont want to say coming.

My friend is toeing over in 30 minutes.
Im toeing right now.

by soggy Bottom Boys July 25, 2009

Tobin

To involuntarily spit the contents of your mouth (usually liquid) after finding something rather amusing.

I was drinking chocolate milkshake and did a Tobin all over the strangers on the bus, most embarrassing day of my life.

by Something Something NSA July 13, 2014

toenail

Any man who acts conceited but is a hideous beast, a bitch but a pussy, and enjoys long hair flowing in their face, most commonly known as Malachite.

"Get that toenail out of here, he's making the room ugly."
No really, he is.

by Rasputin McHammerhead April 15, 2008

Tobinistic

An addiction or uncontrollable attraction to obese horrible ugly girls. This common affliction is normally enhanced by excessive amounts of alcohol.

Declan, you are pure tobinistic!

by IrishJeff January 19, 2009

Teeing it up

The act of taking a shit.

Sorry I wasn't able to answer the phone. I was in the shitter teeing it up playa.

by Fine Motha Fucka August 12, 2011