Tobacco Medley

The floating remnants of a massive shit that include, but not limited to, lettuce, corn, red pepper skins, or any other leafy green that are left behind after flushing once and for some reason has a tobacco smell to it. Mostly found in office bathrooms where people rush in a shit.

Big Gary must have eaten all of those free mini breakfast burritos cause he punished the office toilet and left a Tobacco Medley. He's gotta look before flushing.

by German Suplex+1 February 16, 2012

tobacculosis

comes from a blend of the word tuberculosis and tobacco and describes when a heavy smoker caughs so much that it sounds like they have tuberculosis

johnny has tobacculosis, he needs to quit before it takes the better of him

by popinpillsnshit September 19, 2013

taobar

Noun. A person unjustly accused of being a racist.

Have you heard (Person's name)'s in the KKK?
No dude, he's a taobar.

by Dreadge November 3, 2013

tbari

To eat the ass or dick in a non fashionable manner. This happens after a man usually pisses inside of the ear of the woman or the woman eats all the dingleberries of a man. This is the worst option because one of the partners has to die after one has been pooped into.

Hey babe do you want to try tbari for the first and only time?
Sure let me say good bye.

by domthebombinthecomb July 21, 2015

tabarrassed

When you're embarrassed by what tab you have open in your browser when someone looks over

Oh man, I was looking up the wiki entry for Hot Take, and was super tabarrassed when Linda stopped by my desk

by phopa November 28, 2015

tobacco-free campus

A college or workplace where the management falsely lures prospective students/employees by using deceptive wording on their property-rules signs.

Disgruntled newbie college student: Dag-blast this university and their "tobacco-free campus" signs --- here I'd thought they'd be giving away cigarettes to anyone who signed up for classes!

by QuacksO May 24, 2016

Tobacculus

A way of referring to a cigarette without letting every cigarette bum within earshot know that you have cigarettes.

Usually used amongst close friends and/or on the sly to trick dumber people who don't know nuttin about Latin

Plural: Tobacculae

yo mang toss me a tobacculus, you know I gots you when I buy my own pack

by psychohippo August 21, 2016