Brass Monkey Syndrome

When you become so monke you get brass monkey

‘He definitely has Brass Monkey Syndrome’

by 𝕀𝕒𝕞𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 March 23, 2021

Brass Verdict

When a closet serial killer with an attitude problem decides the police's job wasn't enough, so decides to commit murder and satisfy his own perverted desires, thinking he can justify it because the victim of his homicide was a criminal.

"Johnny gave the guy who was deemed not guilty by the justice system a brass verdict! Who would have thought you could get away with murder if the victim was accused of a crime?"

by Sprig of basil July 27, 2023

brass

J. Terry your mum is a brass!
Give her a quid, she'll lick your arse!

Brass is a prostitute

by edgorson November 18, 2018

brass rainbow

Also known as "Brass Knuckles".

And then I hit him with a left brass rainbow, and down he went.

by drugbunny May 22, 2016

The brass section

The brass section are losers that like making fun of flags. They are the reason we cannot have nice things. They are the band directors worse nightmares. The tubas are the nicest. Overall, this is why the woodwind section is better.

Band director: Which section is the ones out of tune.
Everyone else: The brass section
Band director: That explain so it

by Theflagsarethebestsection November 17, 2018

Brass in Pocket

I got brass in pocket
I got bottle, I'm gonna use it
Intention, I feel inventive
Gonna make you, make you, make you notice and
Got motion, restrained emotion
Been driving, Detroit leaning
No reason, just seems so pleasing
Gonna make you, make you, make you notice
Gonna use my arms
Gonna use my legs
Gonna use my style
Gonna use my sidestep
Gonna use my fingers
Gonna use my, my, my, imagination
'Cause I going make you see
There's nobody else here, no one like me
I'm special
(Special)
So special
(Special)
I got have some of your attention, give it to me

I got rhythm, I can't miss a beat
I got a new Skank, so reet
Got something, I'm winking at you
Gonna make you, make you, make you notice
Gonna use my arms
Gonna use my legs
Gonna use my style
Gonna use my sidestep
Gonna use my fingers
Gonna use my, my, my, imagination
Oh, 'cause I gonna make you see
There's nobody else here, no one like me
I'm special
(Special)
So special
(Special)
I got to have some of your attention, give it to me
'Cause I gonna make you see
There's nobody else here, no one like me
I'm special
(Special)
So special
(Special)
I got have some of your attention, give it to me
Ohh, in when you are

Brass in Pocket

by Death Menace April 13, 2023

brass rubbings

the excuse to get a girl to come back to your place and do as you wish with her.

I took Tina back to my place last night and showed her my collection of brass rubbings.

by Neilwill March 21, 2019