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Prison Cougar

An older woman who seeks a much younger man and prides herself on the fact she is "waiting" for him to be released from prison. Opposite of "jail bait".
A 55 year old worn out woman, met her 38 year old boyfriend at a NA meeting, while he was out on bail and awaiting sentecing. A "Prison Cougar" clings on to a family she just met, in desperate attempt to find some social validation, she is trying to appear young and relive her 30's as she waits for her inmate boyfriend to be freed. She graduated High School when he was 2 years old.
by loldumbex March 24, 2011
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Cougar

An older black african man in africa who dates and marries much younger women. The african version of the western female cougar.
Black african males have a long history and track record for dating and marrying much younger people and isnt just some johnny come lately "cougar" like white women.
"black men cougars in africa have it much better than white female cougars in america. White female cougars date younger people and then get dumped for younger women. Black male cougars in africa often have multiple wives 15-45 years younger than them."
by flesko June 29, 2008
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Zoo Cougar

An older woman unfamiliar with the ways of a wild cougar. She settled for men her own age even if they aren’t in her same league.
A hunter must be bolder around a Zoo Cougar since they are tamer and might not even recognize a younger man as prey at first.
by Training Cougar Hunter July 29, 2009
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Mercury Cougar

(1) Mercury's version of the Ford Mustang (1967-69). Small sportscar.

(2) In 1970, the Cougar became a Thunderbird spin-off. Large luxury car.

(3) The last Cougar looked like a Probe spin-off, but I am uncertain. Small sportscar.
FORD: A new SPORTY Mercury Cougar would be nice!
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Cougar Stripe

Noun: An affectionate term used to define the wrinkles on the body of an older woman who is by definition a Cougar.

See: Cougar

Plural: Cougar Stripes
My son's friend told me he noticed my first cougar stripe

There was something about her cougar stripes that turned me on.

While I was hooking up with his mom, I noticed the cougar stripes on her ass.

I won't even touch an older woman unless she has substantial cougar stripes.
by Trav-L June 16, 2009
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Cougar Deluxe

A woman possessing all the same qualities of a cougar, except just a bit older. Usually a woman in her early to mid 50s. Cougar Deluxes are much more rare than cougars, and their wisdom makes up for any aging that has occured.
I was hooking up with a cougar deluxe the other day, but she had to go to her grandson's soccer game.
by Staish December 4, 2010
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Crouching Cougar

A sex position/move where the male crouches down on the bed, and then leaps onto his partner, forcing his erect penis into the partner's rectum while scratching their back.
I used the crouching cougar on Nikki last night.
by Rontarleb November 13, 2011
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