Tessa Holland

Tom Holland’s dog who is actually pretty ugly tbh

Person 1: have you seen Tom Holland’s dog Tessa Holland?
Person 2: yeah she’s kinda ugly

by baddieb2003 June 30, 2020

Tess

A sweet person that has many boys wanting to be with her.

Tess is cool

by Samanthathequeer November 7, 2020

Kara-tess

A non-common name for girls that sounds like curtis. A remarkebly beautiful girl considering the looks of her father. Intelligent, cute, sensitive, cares for others,and especially witty.

My best friend wants to be a Kara-tess

by Pork_and_beans January 24, 2009

Tacenda, spotlight, two, association, octothorpe, xertz, strangle, numinous, tessellate, acid

If you want to freak out your friends, simply repeat this in a monotone voice!

"Hey James have you had a nice day?" "Tacenda, spotlight, two, association, octothorpe, xertz, strangle, numinous, tessellate, acid." "This is why you need mental help."

by CyanJames May 1, 2022

The Michigan Fuckeye aka The Tressel

This is when an Ohio State student seduces a whore from the University of Michigan during rivalry week. The Ohio State student then takes the whore home where he proceeds to have intercourse with her. Approximately 1/2-3/4 of the way through the intercourse, the Ohio State student proceeds to shove a buckeye into the U of M whore's vagina. The Ohio State student yells something clever like "Fear the vest!" or "O-H!" and then leaves.

The Michigan Fuckeye aka The Tressel

"Dude, I totally Tresseled the shit out of that skank from Michigan last night. I think she had a nut allergy so I left an epipen on her desk."

by GoBuckeyes86 September 30, 2009

Dirty Tessa

Whilst fornicating with a partner who is impared in the limbs department ( a quadrapolegic usually), you put on a clown costum and tie her to the ceiling fan and turn it on. Once she gets up some good rotation on her you bloody your cock up in one of her stumps( your choice) and wrap it in bubble wrap before agressively stabbing ( mike myers style) it into her vagina.

"Yeah,She was depressed from loosing all her limbs to a crocadile, but she cheered right up once I informed her that we could now do the Dirty Tessa"

by dirty tessa November 16, 2009

Tressel-Ball

The act and the art of engaging in cowardly actions in the game of football when your team clearly has the ability to overcome the task at hand, while wearing a red/gray sweater-vest and giving the most vague/generalized answers to questions in the the history of the world....

Tressel-Ball is: Kicking a field goal in the red zone when it is 4th and 1.

by dirtydutchm3n February 11, 2009