Tilee

Crazy like a rave. Beautiful and out going. Always trying to do good for someone and will give you their heart. But if done wrong they will retaliate.

I want to meet Tilee.

by jiggleballs November 6, 2014

Tired

Staying up to late being on the internet

Boss: You look tired
Me: I was on the internet

by Acewithanat August 6, 2017

Tired Pigeon

When your penis is in need of a quick kid ( Resulting into coitus with no condom )

I need to release my tired pigeon really quick.

by 234kys May 25, 2018

tubes tied

A tubal ligation, i.e., the tying off of the fallopian tubes for contraception.

Jane said she'd had her tubes tied, but now she's pregnant. What a pisser!!!

by euphemismo February 28, 2019

Spackling the Tile

Masturbating and ejaculating in the shower

One dude to his roommate: Damn why do you always take the longest showers dude?

Roommate: Spackling the tile!

Dude: That is like jacking our electric bill for all the wasted hot water.

Roommate: The electric bill is jacked from watching porn too.

by sarasplayroom.com September 2, 2010

night on the tiles

phrase-synonym of 'night on the town':
A night out with friends in a town or city centre during which one usually indulges in drinking, dancing, and the inadvertent concoction of hilarious anecdotes.
The word 'tiles' probably refers to the tiles that make up dance floors.

As in 'The Enemy''s song, 'Be Somebody':
"The only thing that really makes us smile
Is a joke and a laugh and a night on the tiles"
Or:
Johnny:
"Alright mate, what you doin' tonight?"
Dave:
"Dunno, mate, just chillin', I think"
Johnny:
"Fancy a night on the tiles with me and the boys?"

by theeader February 2, 2012

tired ole road cooze

biker chick that is advanced in age yet still wears tight pants, drinks, and smokes. They are attracted to hard rock bands and are sometimes groupies. The tired ole road cooze commonly have deep, rough voices and refer to people as "hun" often. They can be found on the bitch seat of a harley or perched on a bar stool holding a lipstick stained virginia slim between two withered fingers. They are sexually active and always looking for a lay.

Dude 1: I just got hit on by that drunk granny.

Dude 2: Lets get out of here before that tired ole road cooze comes over here.

by DR61009001 August 2, 2008