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change the tide

When you piss at an angle causing a whirlpool in the bowl, then mid-stream, switch angles causing the urine to come to a halt before drifting the other way. Commonly done when taking an absurdly long piss.
Sorry I took forever guys. I had to change the tide in there and got some splash back...
by Rylo K3n April 24, 2018
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eat your tide pods

something you should do daily

if people judge, who cares

if someone is staring at you, assume they want some tide pods aswell and give them a couple

most importantly, always know de wae
when she finished up her class presentation, the summary of it all was “always eat your tide pods
by unculturedkae January 12, 2018
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Crimson Ass-Tide

When a female puts her mentrual blood into a turkey baster & then inserts it into her partners anus.
Brian really loves the Crimson Ass-Tide.
by Bob_Dole68 August 28, 2018
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Arse at high tide

"Oh, no breakfast for me thanks. I've had my arse at high tide for the past two days and I'm afraid to fart in case I blow out a tsunami!"
by Gruntie Stevie October 25, 2020
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Mean-Lower Low Tide

Describing Natasha's surly attitude when interacting with others in her cohort. An attitude description epitomizing malevolence. (Adjective)
She was so mean-lower low tide to Chris today, why is she so unkind?
by 2N_Clown November 8, 2021
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Honolulu high tide

When you whip out your Johnson and hose down a homeless person with jizz.
The guy in the beach begging for change got a honolulu high tide from a huge black guy.
by Holyhellthatsadinosoar May 11, 2023
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time and tide wait for no man

if you don't make use of a favorable opportunity, you may never get the same chance again.
"Realizing the internship was a golden ticket to her dream career, Sarah knew she had to apply immediately. After all, time and tide wait for no man, and this opportunity might not come knocking again."
by Arminkshipper July 19, 2024
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