Tickle-Me-Emo 

A spin-off toy of a Sesame Street doll that targets the Emo kids demographic. It involves 2 AA batteries and a small but trendy razor. Not reccomended for children under the age of pubescent angst.

Tickle-Me-Emo: When you tickle me, I cry and cut myself!

Tickle-Me-Emo by gsb January 31, 2005

Tickle Tipson 

Quandale dingles real ahh alter ego whos daddy left him at 8

Gotta say hes real fya

It's been a year daddy I really really miss you mommy says you went to the store to get some milk

anyways im failing all my classes and mommy hits me very frequently

and she changed my name to tickle tipson

anyways daddy i forgive you for abusing me

please come back

Tickle Tipson by MemeTime1337 May 3, 2022

ticketbastard

another word for ticketmaster.

a monopoly that is in the ticket selling and distribution business.

also see bastard.

The band Pearl Jam boycotted venues run by Ticketmaster in 1994 and filed an unfair business practice law suit against the giant.
Because of their monopolizingways their name is synonymous with ticketbastard.

ticketbastard by surfer girl May 6, 2005

TicketBastard

an overpriced ticket monopoly that will screw you any way they can.

TicketBastard, don't care about people, cause they're the antichrist.

TicketBastard by v1cious May 14, 2004

Tickle fart 

when you blow a silent fart & the gas rides up to the top of your butt cheeks, which tickles

Mom: "What's so funny,Junior?"

Junior: " I just ripped a tickle fart!"

Mom: "Ooooo-kay, whatever."

Tickle fart by truckintim87 March 29, 2009

Ticky Tack 

An extremely minor offense

That was a ticky tack penalty.

Ticky Tack by MRSneuens5225 September 20, 2019

Patron Ticket 

When betting on sporting matches, a series of bets that when combined on one ticket will total signifcant winnings with a minimal bet. After winning such a ticket, a round of Patron shots could be easily purchased without worry of the cost.

"I could win $875 on my $3 bet with this Patron Ticket. All I need now is for the Royals to beat the A's by 2 runs or more."

"When I win my Patron Ticket, I'm gonna buy a round of Patron for everyone. All the haters, however, will get a Patron shot in the eye"

Patron Ticket by Nips Gurunt June 13, 2009