Kid-Thing

A male glasses wearing humanoid beetween the ages of 13-19 who displays odd social tendencies including the inability to tuck in their shirt, a voice way deeper than they have any buisness having, the power to lurk in the darkness with Batman-like prescison, enjoys eating peanut butter out of a bucket, and several other bizzare social quirks. Native to wooded areas in Vermont. Reportedly whispers "Scream for me" into victims ear before attacking. A kid thing can get as tall a 5'4 at peak maturity.

I think that Kid-Thing ate my moonpies.

by $ Coin Money $ January 16, 2012

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Life Things

The meaningful activities that happen OUTSIDE of everyday alcohol, drug and sex addiction.

So, did you hear that Sherry 'slobs the knob five times a fucking day? '
Yeah, I did. She's doin' that shit while the rest of the world is doin' Life Things just to survive.

by YAWA November 23, 2021

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Stranger things?

A nice way of saying what haven't I seen/heard or experienced before?

Mom: tomorrow there's a snowstorm. Don't take the car to work. Take public transit.

Son: I'm taking the car. It's time to say stranger things? Right?

by Sexydimma January 25, 2023

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Big thing

When someone is saying "you think you are all tough" usually said before a fight.

Big thing... What u saying... I will knock you head off......... Fight me!!!

by Big boy brano October 16, 2018

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Cryssie Thing

The most disappointing thing anyone can do.

Thing- oh wow that was a thing

Cryssie thing- wtf was that dude? That was so fucking stupid wtf, you have officially disappointed your ancestors and brought inexplainable dishonor on your family.

Dude that was such a cryssie thing.

by TaintedMarshmellow September 13, 2018

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