The mother city, where its at. From the ANC to the MCQP, from Telkom to Eskom (and all the other service providers that have let us down). Cape Town was one of the, if not the, first colonial cities in South Africa. It grosses millions worth of tourism profits and has a rich environment, history and culture. The city's current mayor is DA politician Helen Zille. All Cape Townians are in a battle to the death to prove that Joburgers are the worse drivers of the two.
Joburger: You Cape Townians drive like Ray Charles having a seizure
Cape Townian: At least we drive, unlike Joburgers who just point their cars and pray...
Cape Townian: At least we drive, unlike Joburgers who just point their cars and pray...
by Vegan Werewolf August 8, 2007
Get the Cape Townmug. by sarahbear7607 June 12, 2008
Get the war-townmug. Elyria, Ohio, a ghetto suburb of Cleveland. Typically used by a resident of Elyria and not an outsider.
by Chingee March 28, 2004
Get the e-townmug. n. "polygamist community"
by kennelmouth June 22, 2010
Get the plig townmug. A TANGIE is a Scottish legend of a shape shifting sea spirit often found in the form of an old man covered in seaweed; perhaps also an unclean beach dweller or dwellers seen as degraded, ethereal, spiritual or inhuman entities as in The Doors lyrics - Maggie M’Gill:
“Miss Maggie M'Gill she lived on a hill
“Her daddy got drunk and left her the will
“So she went down, down to TANGIE Town
“People down there
“Really like to get it on”
“Miss Maggie M'Gill she lived on a hill
“Her daddy got drunk and left her the will
“So she went down, down to TANGIE Town
“People down there
“Really like to get it on”
by Lance Bel October 8, 2020
Get the Tangie Townmug. The most retarded arena to get out of
You can face anyone from virgins who use e-giant to genuinely skilled players who are stuck in it because of gays
You can find people with every card unlocked because the years they've spent in spooky town
Anyone who escapes spooky town with their dignity and soul they deserve tons of bitches and a medal
You can face anyone from virgins who use e-giant to genuinely skilled players who are stuck in it because of gays
You can find people with every card unlocked because the years they've spent in spooky town
Anyone who escapes spooky town with their dignity and soul they deserve tons of bitches and a medal
Person 1:dude I'm so fucking pissed
Person 2:spooky town
Person 1:yea some bitch had lumberloon freeze
Person 2:spooky town
Person 1:yea some bitch had lumberloon freeze
by Bored on a Sunday night March 27, 2022
Get the spooky townmug. A term used to describe any small town or community where the people living there tend to stay for their whole lives, whether because they simply don't know anywhere else to go or otherwise.
Dude that place is a damn trap town. You either get the fuck out as soon as possible or get stuck there for your whole life.
by Flippy nippy January 9, 2019
Get the Trap Townmug.