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Ralph Macchio

A very smexy man that will cause you to believe in love at first sight and fall in love and start an addiction and eventually a shrine and you'll end up having an entire album on your phone dedicated to him, possibly more that one. He played many different characters in many different movies, and manages to look fine doing literally anything. Especially when he played Frank and Johnny in Too Much Sun and The Outsiders. He is a 63 year old gorgeous man as of April 27th, 2025, and his birthday in November 4th.
"Oh my god, Ralph Macchio is lowkey so fine"
by BritainDaltonLover69 April 27, 2025
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Ralph

"To Ralph" is to provide a useless gesture.
I just attempted to put something right and ended up doing a Ralph.
by UnderRough September 24, 2019
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Ralph

Ralph is a guy who will know all kinds of information about you before he even meets you. Wonder how?

Ralph is very dedicated to his wife/ex wife even though he dates around frequently.

No consequences ever seem to befall Ralph no matter how he treats others.
Ralph likes big tall ugly girls with boyfriends. He gets all his info from them.
by Narchunter1 September 9, 2024
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Ralph

A not so attractive person. He will know a lot of personal info about you before you meet him. Which is weird. Maybe his girlfriend Ed gave him the information, or his side dude Vanessa. Ed lived at home rent free until the age of 48 or so, he's really had it rough.

Ralphs ex crops him out of photos, but he still doesn't get the hint. Ralph never has any consequences.
Ralph is evil.
by Narchunter1 February 9, 2025
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Ralph

Has the best personality in the world and also has the biggest heart in the world. He only loves one and one only in his life and will do anything to keep her in his hands. He will do anything to make her smile just because it is what fills him. He has a huge fucking cock.
by Nick er November 23, 2021
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Ralphing

Dude, rahul keeps ralphing He is such a flake.
by Bubbabarnes1414 February 10, 2017
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Ralph

Ralph has the biggest penis in the world he is so hot and he can get any fucking girl in the world he also can straight up fuck anyone he wants so be carful! ralph can be dangerous to be around
holy jees ralph u have a humguos one
by Catgirl153 November 23, 2021
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