ninja problems

having problems functioning sexualy

bob:whats wrong with you man?
george:ninja problems
bob:ahh

by lots of love February 22, 2008

Third world problems

The term is used ironically to describe a trivial problem which doesn't even compare to an actual Third world problem.

Only people who understand irony would get this.

Julia "My hair dryer has hair broken"

Robert replies "Oh well, third world problems"

by Gracie37 August 12, 2017

The problem correcting randomizer

When you here about your group fucking up so you get drunk, write down a bunch of definitions and words on a post card, put the definitions on a dart board and the words in a top hat, play darts and match em simultaneously, write a speech, pass out and record yourself giving that speech the next morning

Grandmaster jay: (gulp gulp gulp gulp) i got bullpup with powerful, outdated weaponry with all riffles and finally smort with meee. The problem correcting randomizer works! (Thud)

by Idk something stupid? September 3, 2020

Lonely problem drinker

When someone drinks by themself because they are lonely and have problems. They think drinking will help them but are most likely wrong.

Bill's at home drinking again...

He's such a lonely problem drinker .

by Dougyfreshqtizzle September 17, 2016

Problem loading page

The most retarded page on Mozilla Firefox

Typing in google.com..."PROBLEM LOADING PAGE"...WTF!?!?!

by NHRHS2010 December 9, 2011

The 1 meter problem

When your dick is 1 meter long , and have to put it down your pants, making it hard to hide and making walking with it uncomfortable.

guy 1: why is Joe always walking so strange?
guy 2: Joe has The 1 meter problem.
guy 1: geez, i guess size does not always matter...

by calasin June 4, 2017

Meta-macro problem

The most difficult problem in engineering.

Involves converting an image into pure currency.

The initial approach requires a two-step approach of transposing the elements and converting them to value.

Image-currency problem.

The meta-macro problem assumes that an image has value-in-itself.

by metawave September 15, 2019