mud twister

You eat a fuck ton of Indian food and you shit everywhere, but you can't clean it all off so you start twisting while they start licking.

Arjan helped Andrew mud twister himself into oblivion.

by The Ahlrus May 5, 2022

mud puddler

Man who likes to remove other peoples faeces and play with it.

I meet this gorgeous guy who happens to be a mud puddler

by Sacha in OZ June 15, 2008

Mud Midget

After having anal sex and ejaculating inside the anal cavity, the mixture of semen and faecal matter in combination with a limp penis.

I had a mud midget after having anal sex with my girlfriend.

by Shirtman22 February 18, 2020

Up Mud

The act of anal intercourse.

"I went up mud"
"She likes it up mud"

"Hi Dave, did you go out last night?"
"No, I stayed in and went up mud with my darling wife."

by MickyHow September 18, 2013

Slug mud

When you masterbait and the cum runs down your dick and then she spits on your dick and you stick it in her butt thus creating slug mud

Yo man last night i created slug mud with my girl

by Znoopdog November 1, 2016

mud raft

The act of shitting on a girl's tits and motorboating them mercilessly.

Yo Chad, you get with Gina last night? Damn John that girl's a freak, she let me Mud Raft her and her mom.

by McBroli August 22, 2017

mud job

This is when the girl wipes her hand in mud and tugs on your penis like there is no tomorrow.

Boy: I met a girl last night she gave me a mud job
Other boy:what's that?
Boy: let's just say there's a lot of mud and my cock is like a fucking tomato

by girtygeff123 March 14, 2015