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yes

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by me3053082084130 February 10, 2022

massive resistance

A measurement of the people power used by large crowds, usually thousands in size or bigger, to resist the forces of authority, usually police forces but also military forces; the protest at Portland in 2011 being an exemplar.

Earlier Mayor Sam Adams threatened to close the camp. Portland Police Department officers were ready to close parks for protesters, but having faced massive resistance they had to retreat.

by mastacurtis November 14, 2011

Massive Rookie

The guy in the group that can't handle his beer, gets punched by mark henry, falls over, hits on girls and always has his ass out

James Waud

James Waud is a Massive Rookie

by BatleyElite December 11, 2011

massive-airflow sensor

An electronic device to measure da frequency and/or degree of your farts.

Generally speaking, you wouldn't need a massive-airflow sensor to keep tabs on your butt-splutters: people's ears --- and often their noses, as well --- will be totally aware of each and "every toot you make" and "every wind you break"! (Have I been watching too much Weird Al???)

by QuacksO February 29, 2024

massive penis

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by dommymommynigger October 19, 2022

Hockley massive

Group of people who blaze skunk and ride pit bikes and drink Stella, and who are very well mannered unlike the scumbags from Southend who will stab you over a fiver

Oh look it’s the hockley massive get the Charlie and the nelsons out

by Hockley chiller crew February 1, 2022

ceo of massive cock

Hayden J. Teague

Did you hear Hayden Teague became the CEO of massive cock.

by 🥖🥖 December 18, 2020