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The Luke

A mythical creature that spends most of his time drunkenly pounding Silver Shirt.
The Luke again brought Silver Shirt to pound town.
by LuTrev January 19, 2011
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Luke

A dumb fucking cunt who always has his dick in his hand and is always looking for another girl to manipulate. He's always pushing his problems on you no matter who you are and will use you and throw you away until he wants something again. He thinks everyone owes him something while also thinking that the world's out to get him.
"oh Luke? Yeah you don't want to get with him, he's manipulative and a horndog."
by Devil's.reject June 19, 2018
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Luke

A man who lacks integrity and emotional insight. Luke tends to look down on other people and does not take responsibility for his wrongdoing. He constantly thinks the other is at faut always. He presents himself as holier than thou and will reject anything that contradicts this. He is not a humble man and has poor character.
There goes another Luke, a man without integrity.
by Fbjfdgjk June 2, 2018
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luke

One who has mental issues; bipolar disorder. Also, a chronic liar and one that makes up idiotic stories because one thinks it will impress other ones, but ones know that the "luke" is lying. Literal psycho-path.
Did you just see that guy throw that x-box controller at his girlfriend?

Yeah, he's such a freaking Luke.
by peanut brittle October 11, 2008
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Luke

A person who is refferd to as a mushroom.
by Sammmmmm32148451 October 5, 2007
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luke

A boy without pubes, with small genitals and a very high voice. Likes to get out his microscopic genitals to unfortunate witnesses and is a lightweight. Takes advantage of drunk woman and masturbates in public.
Ergh, that guy was such a Luke last night...
by shoveitupyourass May 12, 2008
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Luke

Luke is an ugly fart man that has huge feet and tiny calfs. no body likes him he has no friend and has huge gross man boobs, with a big fat belly, and the world smallest lower body. his cheek bones are lower than his sagy balls.

Denys submitted this
luke has man boobs and sagy balls
by rxgfyurngfuyg2rimu September 27, 2019
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