jayde johnson

beutiful girl who is artisstic

jayde johnson

is so nice

by batirointe May 22, 2017

Johnson Beard

Pubic hair that has grown longer than one's right thumb.

Dude, my Johnson beard looks like the Amazon jungle during the summer

by Mr. handfart January 10, 2011

lachlan johnson

life of the party,awesome,tall

you gotta invite lachlan johnson to the party

by dragonslayer101XD October 18, 2018

Todd Johnson

The act of rubbing super glue on your face before giving a unshaved man a blowjob. This leaving you with a pube goatee.

"Did you see that guys beard? I bet he got it from a Todd johnson."

by MacDaddy Johnson January 10, 2020

adryanna johnson

The best friend I've ever had. I really miss you, I've been trying to find you but I can't find you anywhere. If you see this please message me. I miss my best friend 🙁 - Cat

Adryanna Johnson is the best friend I've ever had

by Toxicat_xox February 13, 2022

Palmer Johnson

A euphemism for masturbation. A play on the words “palm”, because of the use of the hand, and “Johnson”, which is a slang word for the penis.

Thinking to self: Damn, I really need to fade the Palmer Johnson.

by OhNahBruh June 17, 2018

Ben Johnson

Steroids, specifically winstrol

He swole AF, he's on the Ben Johnson
He was small until he found Ben Johnson

by Darren The Great June 1, 2022