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A euphemism for
masturbation
. A play on the words “palm”, because of the use of the hand, and “
Johnson
”, which is a
slang
word for the penis.
Thinking to self: Damn, I really need to
fade
the
Palmer
Johnson
.
Palmer Johnson
by
OhNahBruh
June 17, 2018
Get the
Palmer Johnson
mug.