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catch that dust

To catch that dust means that a thirsty person is reaching, reaching for air, reaching for the dust. Dust meaning nothing. Zilch. Nada.

Used in sarcasm to provoke someone to keep reaching and trying to catch the dust. Because they will not be able to grab anything!
"keep grabbing and trying to catch that dust you thirsty sugamuma"
by Nicholas Parnell February 24, 2017
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IT Dust Monkey

An IT manager, IT technician or IT support officer who uses air cans to clear filthy dust out of dirty old PC's, thus contaminating the office air for all non-IT staff to have to inhale.
Kevin the IT Dust Monkey says
"This laptop is over-heating, I think it's because of dust contamination around the CPU and cooling fans. I am going to use my magic air cans to remove the dust."

Nigel says
"That's not healthy". That means you and your colleagues are going to have to inhale filthy dust full of skin cells, dust mites, pet hair, micro-organisms and general filth. Can't you keep a vacuum cleaner close by - at a sufficient distance to prevent causing static but close enough to capture the disturbed dust, do it outdoors or in a well ventilated area?"

Kevin says, in typical IT Dust Monkey style - nothing - and caries on spraying dust all over the office.
by CheekyChappy November 23, 2011
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Muff Dusting

The practice of a female walking by a group of males (or possibly homosexual females) while scantily clad. This process leaves pheromone-rich particles proven by top scientist to induce sexual arousal. Multiple passes are often used to obtain necessary particle density to achieve desired response. Older females (see cougars) are observed to regularly perform multiple muff dusting passes.
“Bro, that cougars been muff dusting! Four times now, I’m gonna go smash and dash”. (See ‘smash and dash’)
by WaffleTown August 20, 2018
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Blowing Dust

When working from home or off sick and you masturbate soo many times that only dust comes out.
You have flexible work hours but we all know you're at home blowing dust instead of responding to emails.
by Gtripod February 6, 2018
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straw dusting

When you pull pubic hair or chote hair out and toss it over your shoulder causing it to land on the person's face who is standing directly behind you.
"Dave was straw dusting Dennis in class today. Dennis was waving his hands back and fourth like he was trying to swat away a mosquito"
by Starlord 170 September 14, 2017
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crown dust

Sexual fluids that dry on the penis (specifically the tip) after intercourse; in which the penis is not washed or dried directly following sex.
I just rolled over and fell asleep after fucking my girlfriend, woke up with crown dust flaking off everywhere.
by dieseljuvy December 8, 2012
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Crop dust

Going in a niggas area and silently farting by him.
Imma finna crop dust that nigga Jaylon so he'll leave.
by katelynthecropduster68 February 12, 2017
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