(noun) an otherwise omnivorous or culinarily ambivalent person who does not consume, use or eat any animal products, not out of moral protest or compassion for animals, but through persistent force of their girlfriend's will (the hostage vegan can be male, female, or transgendered, but the captor is generally female.)
(note: plural 'hostage vegans' is practically impossible except in open/poly relationships)
(note: plural 'hostage vegans' is practically impossible except in open/poly relationships)
Miniature torches kept several trays of pulled pork and arracheras warm, but despite his hunger, Darren, a hostage vegan of three months, waited in the corner with his arms crossed, turning down various plates passed his way by well-intending party-goers, idly checking his phone to see if Rachel, his girlfriend, had texted.
by pandroid October 12, 2014
That vegan teacher is a Canadian vegan who teaches people about vegan things on TikTok, Youtube, and Instagram, but was banned from them multiple times except for Youtube, but hopefully gets banned from Canada aswell.
by big_chair June 04, 2021
vegan juice is monster ultra and is a good source of drink for vegans as it is less in sugar and just a good energy source
by veganjuice.lol:) April 01, 2020
a flimsy excuse to leave a situation all while sounding nice, pretentious, and maybe a little edgy
short for vegan cigarette
short for vegan cigarette
yeah i can't with this, i'm gonna go smoke a vegan cig
the things i'd do for a vegan cig right now
he left to smoke his vegan cig or whatever
the things i'd do for a vegan cig right now
he left to smoke his vegan cig or whatever
by flashmobgary March 29, 2023
The act of jerking off with a piece of kale between your hand and your woodie to prevent direct interaction with red meat.
The young hipster yelled "who dat" to impress his friends in the other room while giving himself a vegan handshake.
by YardSaleP*ssy January 17, 2015
Someone who plagiarizes other peoples work in the pursuit of self aggrandizement whilst giving the appearance of being knowledgable, credible and holier than thou. The worst kind of intellectual thief. Known to hide when confronted. Will police comments on media to prevent having to deal with lack of originality. Does not credit the source.
by The Nodge Squad October 20, 2012
by Ghhdhedj March 30, 2021