vacuum packed

Someone who shoves so much up their ass, that the anus' vacuum system draws the object into your stomach.

VACUUM PACKED

Damn nigga, that white boy got him all vacuum packed

by XXXDoctorAdvice November 18, 2017

Vacuum Moments

Moments when you realize why you love someone.

Vacuum moments are when Josh vacuums the RV because Carly is sneezing because of Eboni's dog hair.

by tourguidebarbie April 29, 2025

Resource Vacuum

A person employed by an association who doesn't work and expends resources.

SN Arnie is a resource vacuume; he still isn't qualified.

by ♤♡◇♧621 March 17, 2023

Jalapeño Vacuum

Having your girl place 5 Jalapeños in her mouth. She begins chewing them and then gives you head.

Dan: Well we had Mexican last night and it also happened to be sex night.
Jim: And????
Dan: Well I thought we should try something new and she gave me this thing called a Jalapeño vacuum

by Mr.Diddler March 12, 2019

French vacuum

A vacuum cleaner with a French accent, this item has supposedly never existed before and won't ever. so technically this word exists for no reason

I spotted the legendary French vacuum

by johnsonboy24 December 26, 2024

Peach Ring Vacuum

A noun describing those notoriously good as an anilingus.

Dude, she's such a peach ring vacuum...

by PabloDeNoches February 27, 2021

Loot Vacuum

Term used when your downed teammate in Fortnite picks up all the loot dropped from eliminated enemies when you or another teammate did all the hard work.

Jake: "Kyle what the fuck, stop picking up all the loot."
Steve: "Goddamn Loot Vacuum."

by JackAttack1U January 30, 2024