brother trucker

Two B double drivers passing in the middle of the night on the Biggest island in the world.
"B Double semi 2 trailers linked together, Awww sorry USA.
Australia runs the biggest road trucks in the world, not you.

Channel 27/40 uhf midnight between Brisbane/ Sydney/ Melbourne/ Adelaide/ Perth/ Darwin and all points in between.
"Hey Brother Trucker long time no see."
" Whats that European crap you driving there Dogsbody, did somebody leave the keys in it?"
"Hey it pulls the full 90 tonnes, not like that septic tank rubbish your driving I mean yanks only pull 1 trailer"
" Hows the cook and the nippers?"
"they good mate, and yours?"
"Yeah they cool"
"Your starting to breaking up like a leper on a Pogo stick, There's a Grub in the scrub near Tabbie Mobile 2, shooting north"
"Thanks mate, nothing your way till after the stinking shitty"
"Thanks Brother Trucker see you on the turn around"

by Mean old bastard August 21, 2017

Trucker cocaine

A newly adopted slang term for nicotine pouches as they are Farley potent next to vape or cigarettes and is just pouches that are a very suspicious white color and wake your ass up much like cocaine

Dude 1: yo are you going to be able to stay up for the rest of the drive with just a redbull you've been driving for 10 hours straight and we still got 5 more to go
Dude 2: hell yeah bro I've using that trucker cocaine for the last hour
Dude 1: say no more your set

by Dan the car guy April 13, 2022

Trucker Triangle

The triangle shaped shit mark on the back of a toilet seat from a dirty ass found mostly in truckstop bathrooms.

Dude, skip the first stall! There's a trucker triangle the size of the great pyramids!

by Peanutbutterpug May 3, 2024

Trucker lava lamp

The act of when you fill up a clear jug with urine and ejaculate into the container so it floats around like lava.

Hey driver I filled up my old milk jug with urine yesterday and was watching my favorite guy on guy porn video and had no towel too ejaculate on too so I did it into the jug and made a trucker lava lamp.

by FatherStevefaketrucker September 13, 2025

Ontario Truckers

A group of people labelled as terrorists by Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau who just want to make vaccination against COVID-19 optional

I think Canada has blown the situation with the Ontario Truckers way out of proportion

by EmperorShitface February 16, 2022

trucker shower

When you put deoderent on top of old sweat without washing yourself first.

"Did you just put on deoderent without washing yourself?"
"Yeah, just i did a trucker shower."

by rdgrdgfjnh June 30, 2021

mother trucker

A mother who is a trucker

A censored mother f_cker

Hey mother trucker!

You stupid mother trucker!

Hey mom, are you a mother trucker?

by anonymous April 9, 2025