Super Straight

Super Straight is a term for those who are closeted to find one another. Primarily used by republicans as they're more fearful of being outed.

Kyle: Hey man what is your sexuality?
Ryan: I'm actually super straight

Kyle: thank you for trusting me man I won't out you

by coldtoad March 8, 2021

Super Straight

Someone who can’t pull either biological or trans woman so they bash and seek attention from everyone to be “oppressed”. Being Super Straight was made by a group of neonazi’s in 4chan to hate and bash the trans community.

Mark: Hey man what’s your sexuality?
Jim: Im super straight it means i would date a trans man because he was born a girl biologically
Mark: Awesome
Jim: Yeah but no women or trans women

by 0Truth0 March 9, 2021

super straight

Transphobe

Hello i am super straight
Hello i am a transphobe

by Piscismeri March 10, 2021

Super Straight

"a bullshit thing" - me, a straight person
Used by entitled dickheads who don't want to be called transphobic for not having an attraction to transgender people of the opposite gender

*on behalf of the none dickhead heteros, I'm so sorry*

Transgender man: hello-
Super straight female: oh my god, I'm not attracted to you. I'm super straight, now I want a pride and a flag because I am now a part of the LGBTQ

by hi.im.cay March 10, 2021

Super Straight

A person who is only intrested romantically and sexually in people of the opposite biological sex.

Kyler: So did you go out with Sophia?
Andrew: What? No, I don't date transgender women
Kyler: Why? Are you a transphobe?
Andrew: No, they're cool. It's just my sexuality, I'm Super Straight

by Mokadelic March 10, 2021

Super Straight

People who identify as super straight have micro genitals, usually around 2 inches or less. They also love vore and want to reenact vore with their buddies.

Brad: I identify as super straight.
Zoe: I didn’t know you also liked vore!
Brad: What the heck b*tch !
Zoe: My boyfriend also has a small genital oh my gosh you guys are twinning!

by milflover March 12, 2021

Super Straight

A human that identifies as straight to the point that they would never willingly have sex with the same gender. Straight men who have sex with other men due to being in prison are not super straight. A super straight person would not have sex with the same gender even if the only other living being on earth is another human of the same sex.

He was so super straight he still refused to have sex with another man even though he was sexually frustrated.

by MorbidCuteness March 13, 2021