by MG1rl May 18, 2015
Get the Sex Stalkermug. his Internet Troll will pour through your archives until he or she finds something you wrote that contradicts something you’ve written more recently.
by TheKamikazeMonkeys May 3, 2020
Get the Back-Stalkermug. Someone who comments on everything the said stalkee does on Facebook, ie status change, quiz results, new pictures, within one minute of uploading.
An fb stalker is unwanted by all, and should be treated with great caution as they know when you have blocked them and them only because they ask other people if they're blocked also.
An fb stalker is unwanted by all, and should be treated with great caution as they know when you have blocked them and them only because they ask other people if they're blocked also.
1. "Bloody hell, I can't upload ANYTHING without Dylan commenting something lame on it first, he's turned my page into a fucking comment repellent now!"
2. "You just know she's sitting there waiting for my reply, that last one took under a minute, when did she turn into an fb stalker?!?!"
You'll know when it happens, so heed my warning!
2. "You just know she's sitting there waiting for my reply, that last one took under a minute, when did she turn into an fb stalker?!?!"
You'll know when it happens, so heed my warning!
by hanndawg April 21, 2009
Get the fb stalkermug. Brosef #1: "Do you think we'll get to meet Butch at his show tonight? I know where his tour bus usually parks...maybe if we hang out around there we'll get to see him!!"
Brosef #2: "Dude, stop being such a Walker Stalker, you're starting to creep me out."
Brosef #2: "Dude, stop being such a Walker Stalker, you're starting to creep me out."
by *leah* July 27, 2006
Get the Walker Stalkermug. An individual (usually male) that goes from store to store or from department from department within the same store in a desperate pathetic attempt to date members of the opposite sex. Often they are frequent customers, but clearly their motives are not patronage and they're completely oblivious to the annoyances they cause. Sometimes they work for the same retailer they do their stalking in.
He was not successful getting the phone number of the cute girl at the Service Deli counter, so he went to Dairy and tried to get the phone number of the cutie working there. If he does not get it he will try the hottie in Electronics -- such is the life of a retail stalker.
by Foxy Funderburke September 21, 2009
Get the retail stalkermug. A little thing with lots of legs that shoots deadly lasers at things, appears in Legend of Zelda, Breath of the Wild. You can also control them.
Link: Oh no! A guardian! Run!
Guardian Stalker: Haha die
Link: *jumps on and drives on top of a volcano*
Guardian Stalker: Haha die
Link: *jumps on and drives on top of a volcano*
by adhesivestiky October 23, 2018
Get the Guardian Stalkermug. That one person who is constantly asking other people their zodiac signs so they can find out everything about them.
Girl: Hey, did you see that bitch ask the water polo star what his zodiac sign was?
Girl 2: She's such a zodiac stalker.
Girl 2: She's such a zodiac stalker.
by Shounen-Ai Princess July 7, 2016
Get the Zodiac Stalkermug.