sock pirate

to use someone else's sock (roomate, girlfriend, gym buddy)to masturbate into. replacing the sock from where it was pirated.

I yelled Arrrg and then heisted one of my buddies socks to spooge into. I am a sock pirate.

by jotthedot July 25, 2006

Party socks

Socks worn during sex.
Worn when it is extremely cold or when kinkiness is needed.

it was -2 degrees at her house so i wore my party socks...
oh hes so hot in his party socks...

by Luken June 24, 2007

Cum Sock

A sock you store your cum in WARNING: DON'T LET MOM FIND YOUR CUM SOCK KEEP IT HIDDEN UNDER YOUR BED VERY IMPORTANT EMPTY YOUR CUM IN THE SOCK EVERY 3-4 WEEKS IN YOUR CUM JAR

Guy1: I have a massive collection of Cum Socks
Guy2: WTF THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE
Guy1: Do you got a problem with me cumming in my socks???
Guy2: YES I DO I WILL FUCKING BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE AND POP YOU WITH MY GLOCK
Guy1: Okay whatever nazi

by cumindog March 3, 2021

bunk sock

A sock used by men when masturbating as so not to leave behind a mess

sock over male area when jacking off, bunk sock

by Jazzy™ November 7, 2005

Sock Baby

The process of when a male proceeds to ejaculate (bust a nut) into a standard tube-sock. The sock is then stored in a safe place for later use. This activity is typically popular among the prison-inmate population.

"Tyrone was so horney that he made a sock baby in his cell, he then hid the sock under his pillow for later violation".

by Gil-Dawg August 17, 2008

business socks

The socks you where when its business time, popularized by Flight of the Conchords.

I remove my jeans but trip over them because i still have my shoes on, but then i turn it into a sexy dance. Next thing you know I'm down to my socks. And you know when I'm down to just my socks, its time for business, that's why they call it business socks. - Jermaine

by NotTheGuyBehindYou December 15, 2009

Cruise Sock

A naval term describing the sock a sailor would take on board a ship while on deployment to masturbate into. By the end of the ship's cruise, the cruise sock would be rock solid.

Hey, what's this piece of plastic doing in your drawer?

It's not plastic, it's just my cruise sock

by immabenavy June 22, 2011