Pork Shield

Another word for a man’s foreskin.

Dude, I got so wasted I somehow got jelly beans stuck in my pork shield.

by SticNanfield December 12, 2018

Meat Shield

A condom

I gotta hookup with Stacy tonight and need to pick up some meat shields

by Bud-Wiser2000 May 6, 2023

Caligulas shield

The toilet paper you put in the bottom of the toilet before you take a dump. Effectively prevents Poseidons kiss.

- Did you experience the kiss of Poseidon while pooping?
- no, I used Caligulas shield for stealth and protection.

by Zokster September 20, 2018

Kid Shield

An excuse used by a father to explain why he was watching PG rated kids movie on the basis that they were watching it with their daughter or son.

It is a justification for explaining why the manly man was watching something extremely out of character.

Compare and contrast the usage of Kid Shield:

Person 1: I had nothing to do Saturday night so I watched Beauty and the Beast.

Person 2: Yeah, I watched Beauty and the Beast Saturday night with my kids.

by Blargerrrrrr November 5, 2011

Gender Shield

The defense mechanism that women use to ensure that men cannot stand up for themselves when they are bullied by women.

Laura insulted Mark who then made a comeback. But then Laura used her gender shield and started to cry making Mark look like a dick.

by eanrua1 December 14, 2019

Facebook baby shield

Use of babies in photographs to emphasize that one's relationship status is definitely not 'single', or, if one is single, see baby cock block.

See Facebook for examples of the Facebook baby shield.

by Alleycat420 June 4, 2010

Bubble shield

When you scrunch up your penis and wrap your ballsack over it

My girlfriend wanted sex but I said “no!” and deployed bubble shield

by JDPeef December 20, 2022