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scissor dodger

Usually used as an insult to a male with long hair.
*Metal-Head walks down street*
Chav: Shape of you, ye scissor dodger!
by Hollie Edwards April 5, 2007
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Dry Scissoring

When two females feel the burning desire to have sex, but don't want to take their clothes off. So instead they must get on top of each other and split their legs in a scissor like fashion. It is a meeting point of the vagina's which now holds the two people dry scissoring in an inseparable, captivating bond. It can be done with many types of people- lesbians, best friends, anyone!
I love dry scissoring! It feels so good!
by llamakitty July 26, 2013
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Scissor Sticks

Star and Pat were in the middle of hot scissoring until Pat's ex dike lover interruped and kicked Star in the vagina with one of her scissor sticks.
by Forge69 January 18, 2009
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scissor shit

Two individuals that dedicate at the same time with only one toilet that put there legs in a scissor like formation (while sitting almost indian style so both buttholes can be over the toilet) and take a shot together.
Marc: hey neil, that mexican food did me in. How about you?
Neil: yeah but we only have one toilet.
Marc: that's fine, we can always just scissor shit.
Neil: im totally down. I can't wait till we get home.
by cri, smalls, mex, sasbos November 27, 2011
mugGet the scissor shitmug.

gentle scissor

when a girl jerks you off with two fingers
give me a gentle scissor rite here in the ice rink
by David the bravid July 6, 2005
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Golden Scissoring

The sexual act in which two women show affection by pressing vaginas against one another's, with legs apart (also known as "scissoring") during which one or both individuals urinate.
Jane: "I want to scissor"
Penelope: "I need to pee"
Jane: "Por que no los dos?"
Penelope: "Golden scissoring time!"
by Royal Decree June 3, 2015
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dirty scissor

When two lesbians don't clean their vaginas and scissor to create an ugly monster
Heather and Rain performed the dirty scissor and a monster destroyed the town!!!
by FuckM3J3rry August 5, 2018
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