Silent Pooper

Its a wet and silent fart that comes out when you try to fart without making a sound.

Lily was in a important meeting when she pulled a silent pooper which made people fled the room.

by Crisaliz September 27, 2007

Silent Hill

A game is nice and quiet then out of no where OMFG SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.

"me" - lalalala BANG BANG!!
"me" - HAHAHA EAT THAT ZOMBIE!!
"me" - HAHA OH SHIT!!! OMFG!! EEK!!
"me" - *drip...drip...drip..*
"me* - =( piss in pants..

by fortune September 27, 2003

Silent Avenger

The intential consumption of White Castle and Taco Bell at lunch in order to leave a steaming pile of shit on your own pillow after your spouse has went to sleep. They will wake up by the vile smell of ass or by trying to kiss a pile of shit.

Don left a silent avenger after Sarah went to sleep and she woke up trying to kiss a pile of shit

by KingDonOfBama June 04, 2009

Silent Slapper

The act of taking your cock and slapping it across the face of a passed out woman.

Mark saw the drunken girl passed out on the couch and said "I'm a gonna hit her with a silent slapper!!!"

by sicko069 May 07, 2009

Silent Lobo

When you put your thumb in between your middle and ring finger and stick the pinkie and pointing finger up to look like a lobo. It's meant to tell someone to close their mouths an listen to what you have to say.

CAN YOU STFU BEFORE I SILENT LOBO YOU?!

by AliceMonique June 07, 2009

Silent Bob

That creepy son of a bitch in the bathroom stall who tries so hard to be quiet, that he may not even be breathing. This guy will camp his throne in total and complete silence no matter how many people come and go. Nobody has ever actually heard a Silent Bob do his business, because the Silent Bob can detect the observation and will usually hit a distraction flush and make his getaway.

"Man, my stomach was tore up and I had to bust a grumpy, but the dude next to me was pulling a Silent Bob!"

by IPC$ August 27, 2014

silent-g

on simpsons and means silent GUY

i got to spell out wat you mean to me because i can no longer be a silent-g

by rexann March 10, 2007