Crackhead shrimp

Crackhead shrimp is a former shell of a person who is so devoured by drug use they can't function. They suck at their job and when they speak they make no sense all they do is shake, grab their head and never work"

Me "John is so fucking stupid and high all the time
Don vito " yeah, he's like a Crackhead shrimp!"

Everybody else "Vejo Bugaron!"

by Don vito June 23, 2017

shrimp tits

A girl with extremely small tits or saggy thin tits that resemble the shape of fried shrimp

Wow CJ, that girl you hooked up with last night had a serious case of shrimp tits.

by 715 January 18, 2009

Shrimp Diver

When two men butt fuck then ejactulates in the guys butt and then the one guy takes a straw and sticks it up his butt and sucks the sperm out of his butt hole..

Wow , your a great shrimp diver ....

by Shrimper March 11, 2005

Shrimp blizzard

hitting a girl in the face with your balls then blowing your load on her cheech

Yo, the girl went down on me, but didn't finish so a gave her a shrimp blizzard!

by Hank's Wife July 24, 2008

popcorn shrimp

when your dick is small and looks like a popcorn shrimp

The kid got drunk and passed out with his popcorn shrimp hanging out

by slicka chris July 1, 2007

shrimp scampi

noun. overly bronzed female whore bag with blonde hair that is at least 12 shades of blonde. usually gorges herself on shrimp scampi covered in caesar dressing and white wine before passing out on couch. has herpes and open ended prescription for valtrex.

look at that shrimp scampi over there. she's dressed like she wants to get fucked in the alley.

by earlgreywithmilk_atx January 18, 2009

Slippery Shrimp

To finger a girl while she is sleeping or passed out from over consumption of alcohol.

My buddy Matt gave this girl a slippery shrimp last night and she woke up half way through!!!

by G.BItz June 19, 2010