poon tube

An artificial masturbatory aide designed to replicate any female vagina.

Linda’s been on vacation all week, so I’ve been hitting that poon tube real hard.

by Winters & Yonkers June 28, 2018

Poon Danish

That morning pussy. Poon danish is enjoyed most when you roll over and wake her up by eating that pussy good before anything else. Breakfast of champions.

I was late too work. Stopped off for a poon danish.

There’s donuts in the break room this morning. No thanks. I’m full. Had a poon danish before work.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

poon spittoon

While balls deep in sexual intercoarse, with a chew (tobacco) in your lip, one spits the tobacco juice into the action zone for added nicotine pleasure with a side of lube.

"I totally gave some chick from the bar a good old poon spittoon last night!"

by Geo Metro July 12, 2016

teeny poon

Underage pussy; jailbait. Poontang young enough to land you in jail, R. Kelly!

I don't see nuthin' wrong... with a little teeny poon!

by Da Nastee One! June 10, 2003

Poon Lagoon

The "Poon" is known as a Womans Vagina as we know, so a "poon lagoon" is a Womans Bathroom.

Hey Sarah sorry i took so long in the poon lagoon.

or

Dood that chick droped a duce in the poon lagoon

by Joe Gadow July 24, 2008

Poon Daddy

Someone who has or currently does earn large amounts of poon on a weekly basis

Jack: Hey man i see you meet another girl last night, you really are Poon Daddy!

by P-Man85 September 14, 2008

teeny poon

the type of underage, teenage hos R Kelly gives golden showers to

I see nothing wrong with teeny poon!

by U Nastee June 20, 2003