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Hi Potato! Hey Potato hows it going? It's going potato! My potato just potato'd this potato but I potatoed it so potato that potato potato potato!
by 1potato2potato4 December 2, 2020
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Potato

He can be a dick but he is funny and sometimes annoying but he is cool and he isnt very bad looking but I'm not gonna say hes hot tho and hes the meme god.
Me:Hey potato do you wanna play ps4

Potato:yaeh sure
by Marco anthony March 14, 2019
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potato

an idiot who doesn't know how to do anything and everyone hates him.
"is that fielding?
"yeah he is such a potato"
"he is a potato i hate him"
"same"
the potato "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
by hehehehehehehhee November 13, 2019
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Potato

-_- why are you looking up the meaning of potato? Who the Frick Frack diddly wack doesn't know what a potato is?
What's a potato?
Jimmy you dumba**
by Cheezit the second December 1, 2016
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Potato

Potatoes are the most godly earth apple you could ever eat. They are the definition of super aliens that are disguised as cows. But aliens don’t know what a cow is so they call it earth apple. I guess this is a definition on cows then.
Alien: yoooo I want sum meat right nowww
Alien2: wassupppp less get sum godly earth applesssss they be like a potato
by SHAYBOODEBE November 3, 2019
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Potato

po·ta·to
/pəˈtādō/
noun
noun: potato; plural noun: potatoes

1. A boring person. Someone who rides your coattails in an attempt to seem attractive. Typically seen taking gym selfies and bathroom pics.

2. Probably also goes by the first name ‘Todd’.

3. A definite 'swipe left' on Tinder.

Key word: boring, lame, selfie, gym, fail, douche, derp, todd, tinder, dating, relationships, texting, bad, conversation.
He brought nothing to the conversation; I was all the fixings, he was just a potato.
by saxonbojaxon September 15, 2016
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Potato

THE BEST MOTHER FUCKING VEGETAL EVER, I MEAN GOD, LOOK AT ITS BEAUTY, YOU CANT COMPETE WITH THIS FUCKER, IT WILL DEMOLISH YOUR TASTE BUDS, SO WATCH OUT WHEN EATING THAT BADASS VEGTAL
Damn that potato is good!
Holy shit the potato destroyed my taste buds!
Potato...
by PotatoIsTheBest May 6, 2018
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