Marshall has the hugest cock in the fucking world i would lick it until my heart stopped. he is also really gay i want to fuck himso hard in the ass right now
by lordtom82 May 10, 2022
Get the Marshallmug. by Ada2m December 28, 2023
Get the Jass-Mine Marshallmug. This guy is the most odd man you will ever find. I can’t tell if he’s just a little goofy or was dropped on his head as a baby. To describe him, he looks like he would drop out of university to play trombone and then come back just to hang out in the school bar. He looks like he sleeps with both his feet in one sock and listens to cows mooing to fall asleep. I don’t think he could do 8+17 but he looks like he could probably recite the entirety of a war from 1812. He looks like he’d have asthma and be allergic to 16 different things and also be colour blind.
Oh marshall, yeah I know that guy had an asthma attack while trying to get his epi pen out because he couldn’t see the colours on the signs
by anonymous March 19, 2024
Get the Marshallmug. by Pinkanator November 23, 2021
Get the Marshallmug. A "Sergeant Marshall" is a member of the Armed Forces, more specifically the the New Zealand Army and is a man of giant stature who is capable of ripping the heads of his enemies and crushing there skulls with his own hands. Often feared by his foe and subordinates, equally and superiors who will often given to insure there own head remains on firmly attached to there Shoulders.
Enemy fighter 1: "who's that man standing shirtless with a taiaha in one hand and a human skull in the other"
Enemy Fighter 2: "That's a Sergeant Marshall a man capable of absolute destruction"
Enemy Fighter 1: "We Should Run"
Enemy Fighter 2: "Its too late once a Sergeant Marshall spots you all hope is lost and you are sure to have you're skull crushed"
Sergeant Marshall: "Aaarrggghhh!!!!"
Enemy Fighter 2: "That's a Sergeant Marshall a man capable of absolute destruction"
Enemy Fighter 1: "We Should Run"
Enemy Fighter 2: "Its too late once a Sergeant Marshall spots you all hope is lost and you are sure to have you're skull crushed"
Sergeant Marshall: "Aaarrggghhh!!!!"
by thearmymancan April 25, 2022
Get the Sergeant Marshallmug. by womanrhot January 29, 2022
Get the marshalmug.