Master ball

The magical one-time item you waste on a useless pokemon because you’re an idiot

Person 1-Oh fuck... NO GODDAMN WHY?

Person 2-dude, are you okay
Person 1- FUCK’S SAKE WHY?! I just used my master ball a fucking zigzagoon!

Person 2-oof

by Ijistmasterballedauselessbird April 4, 2020

Prestige Master

Plays call of duty all day and weighs in at 300 pounds, at least. Has never seen the sun.

Jim is a Prestige Master who has no life

by NonPrestigeMaster October 30, 2019

master b8

When an advertisement for a porn site pops up on your screen.

I tried to get some stuff done on the Internet, but some master b8 popped up and I spent the next the next thirty minutes in the bathroom.

by The All-Seeing Pie July 30, 2016

cling master

noun; master of cling pertaining to relationships in which one party is uber clingy fa sho

Ryan's such a cling master after wanting a long distance relationship after two days

by LaQuinta June 12, 2008

Doink Master

Someone who has large success in getting sex.

" Is that a Doink Master I want him!!! "

by DMCshawn September 27, 2018

master spark

Big laser beam that touhou character Kirisame Marisa fires

random guy: “Oh hello there-“
Marisa: “get master sparked bitch”
Random guy:”AAAAAAAA”

by anti cringe club April 14, 2023

shower master

An ugly brown fob kid that showers with men in the change room, even when a shower is not needed for his enlarged, and flabby body. When skyping or face timing this person, his camera is fogged up and seems to be in a showering environment.

Hey look! There's a shower master.

by humza freakin choudhary March 28, 2014