lady goblin

A lady who survives on eating ass. A female ass goblin.
Last night I was tongue deep and asked my wife for a lady goblin...
by agoblin November 08, 2017
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lady dude

A really cool woman that is one of the girls. A girl's girl that can hang especially in the outdoors. Is down for mountaineering, rock climbing, and multi-day backpacking trips.
Vikki is such a lady dude! I know right?! She is totally rad and can pull her own weight.
by alp_glo March 01, 2017
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Lady Diplomat

A female diplomat, she uses skill and tact in dealing with others.
Person One: Check her out, man. She's got attitude..
Person Two: Yeah, that's Lady Diplomat.
by Miss-Phatty December 06, 2007
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lady golfer

"Any lady golfers in the audience tonight? "

Jimmy Carr, comedian
by Jay Bishop August 08, 2017
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Lady door

A word established in a dan and Phil live stream, meaning the excit water girl uses in the game ‘fire boy and water girl’
Phil: just got to go through the lady door
Dan: I swear never say that again
by lil pumpkin February 15, 2019
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The Lady Gaga

Where you precisely jizz on your girlfriend's face in the shape of a lightning bolt
#1: Dude, I totally did the Lady Gaga on my girlfriend last night but I got all my jizz in her eye.

#2: Bummer
by frankatank117 May 13, 2011
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Donut Lady

Once upon a time.... In a land far far away, there lived a husband and a wife... The husband loved his wife very much, despite her extreme laziness... One day, the husband had to leave on a business trip...and knowing how lazy his wife was, he made her a GIANT donut to put around her neck to eat... However, little did he know that she was SO lazy that when she finished the front half of the donut, she didn't even turn her head to eat the rest of it.... So she died. THE END. the moral of the story: don't be lazy (like Elizabeth)
Brianna: "I was lying in bed last night and I really had to pee, but I just thought if I fell back asleep I wouldn't have to pee anymore.... I spent like 50 minutes lying awake!"

Me: "Don't be such a donut lady"
by rock..paper..scissors..SPIDER. December 21, 2011
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