Grandma Marge

a person who isnt really that old but acts like an old lady. wears old lady perfume, has back pain. etc.
did you see grandma marge today?

no, i heard she had to get a root canal
by j l ghj,dnvm,vheukefndmesfuefs January 03, 2009
Get the Grandma Marge mug.

polish grandma

When being served a home-made, Aromatic, Hunger inducing, Old World dish with no recipe, made from scratch by an old(insert

nationality) ______ 'grandma'.
I tried to make grandmas meatballs, but I can never make them quite the same way.

A: That was the best Lamb I've ever had.
B: It was made by my Old Polish Grandma. No one makes it like she can.
by DoubleAgentMlk December 11, 2017
Get the polish grandma mug.

Grandma horn

refers to the gramophone-like shape of a plastic bag stuck into any vessel (bottles, cartoons or bowls etc.) to funnel or contain/include.
Jack II: In those good old days of wooden dinghies, no guys would hesitate when the nature called you. No cond-u-its, not even T-party kids in ports.
Jackie: But ladies should truely thank Prauda brains, who turned those stinky sailcloth buckets into fashionable wash&dry TOTO bags!
Rose: So, grandma horns wasn't grandma's idea, anyway...
by 👹 murmur raider September 15, 2019
Get the Grandma horn mug.

grandma toddler

When you do your hair so that it appears to be a mix between Honey Boo Boo and one of the Golden Girls.
When Megan looked in the mirror after curling her hair she exclaimed, "Oh shoot! I look like a Grandma Toddler!"
by Mimi2680 December 31, 2013
Get the grandma toddler mug.

Grandma Activities

Pulling some fucking grandma activities like bowling or yoga or like going to brunch with Roberta.
Guy 1 “Yo bro I wanna do something
Guy 2 “let’s pull some fucking grandma activities dog”
by Kevindonghole May 23, 2022
Get the Grandma Activities mug.

Grandma Chooch

An incredibly slow driver who is typically named Brian or blue grandma. Basically it's a slow driver who shouldn't be driving. Damnit Brian
Person 1:That jerk in front is going 35 in a 75.
Person 2: don't worry they're just a Grandma Chooch
by July 19, 2021
Get the Grandma Chooch mug.

Grandma-sized

the typicalplumpfigure that many grandmas have.
by fernandobear333 December 25, 2021
Get the Grandma-sized mug.