scrapy goal

Not Bernardo silva goal against Utd
A scrapy goal is not Bernardo silva goal against Utd
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no goal day

June 19-20,1999 saw the triple overtime 6th game of the 1999 Stanley Cup won by the Dallas Stars 2-1 from a disputed goal by Brett Hull known in Buffalo as the "No Goal". The celebration of the annual anniversary.
"Happy No Goal Day," said the Sabres Fan.
by davidkazz07 June 22, 2017
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real goals

real goals is to find a fuckbuddy
''ey did you tap his ass last night?''
''yup''
''that's real goals''
by cocksuckerlover69 February 25, 2017
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Field goal position

When a naked woman has her legs spread so that they resemble goalposts, because she’s waiting for you to score.
Of course you didn’t hear me walk in on you guys- you had her in field goal position!
by Fratty Frat May 31, 2022
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field-goaling

when a person with a dick stands 5+ feet away from the urinal and tried to shoot their piss into it
person #1: damn, the bathroom is closed for cleaning, any idea why?

person #2: oh yea some dude tried field-goaling, major fail
by pee pea April 11, 2021
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Goal

Let's consider for a second the goal of the NOT-Mes.
Hym "Their goal is CLEARLY to deny me my every desire. Me being removed from the situation that is being imposed. Recognition for my contributions and a legal remedy for those situations. Treatment for whatever is causing my brain and/or skull to feel the way it does. To not work. But for 10 years and in spite of the fact that I am not hiding in any way shape or form, I don't even have a VPN, the name is associated with a Gmail account with my name on it... They are doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING about the potential for child murder. But they will then turn around and use that as justification to do what they're doing. It's not even a fleeting thought to them. And it's revealing because if they thought I desired child death... Why would they not do anything about THAT? Not when I went to Walmart to buy a knife. Not the last time I walked out of my apartment with it and without my phone. Nothing. Because that was never that this was about. It wasn't ever about my TRUE identity. Which is what you're doing now. No True Scottsmen fallacy except direct at me. Never about 'safety.' And I revealed my identity 4 years ago in the form of a Etymology Riddle that people understood (In which case good job A+ and a gold star for today) or had translated for them and have been interacting with me on the basis of that since then. So, I'm not actually all that anonymous. I'm more 'dying' than I am anonymous. But this has nothing to do with safety and everything to do with depriving me of things."
by Hym Iam September 10, 2025
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Bff goals

Insta @shreyaxcarmen
People who are the baddest bitches aquarius and scorpio both badasses and secretly warm on the unside when around eachother.
Omg they such bff goals, yasss bitches
by Badbitchscorpio December 14, 2019
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