FUBAR Fountain of Fun

The act of inserting the neck of a bottle of beer into a woman's vagina, and then shaking the bottle. The resulting reaction of removing the bottle will cause the beer to spray all over the place - resulting in the FUBAR (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition) Fountain of Fun.

Dude, me and Toby were FUBAR last night, and then we did a FUBAR Fountain of Fun with your mom!

by Zief May 4, 2008

golden water fountain

Urinating while receiving oral sex.

Brett loves when he gets a golden water fountain from his girlfriend Bree!

by KK Stanky Peach January 1, 2018

broke dick fountain

Ron Whites tramatic battle with erectile disfunction.

Reacently I submitted a movie I wrote to hollywood about my battle with erectile dis function I think you will like it i call it "broke dick fountain"

-Ron White

by LMxDurgex December 24, 2008

Denver Soda Fountain

Urinating in your partners anus during anal sex, then your partner squats on your face and expels the urine on your face

The Denver Soda Fountain is popular at Rocky Mountain Party Celebrations

by Gary the Fairy October 1, 2013

Tallahassee Water Fountain

When someone has a mouthful of semen, spits out up into the air in an arc like a water fountain.

... aaaaaaaaand as a grand finale the prostitute pulled off a Tallahassee Water Fountain with perfect form.

by DIlJoSam January 31, 2020

fountain slut

a whore who prefers park fountains to street corners. usually seen loitering around the drinking fountains at Walgreens

-Hi my name is ruger and im a fountain slut.

-oh..alrighty then

by kfedandthedragonmaster July 24, 2011

Fountain Pen

A pen used for serious mother fucking faggots

Hey Jack, can I borrow a fountain pen? (Implying he is a huge faggot)

by CripSlayer52 March 28, 2015