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end of the road

Comes from Hebrew (Sof Ha'Derekh) Even though it sounds negative, it's actually very positive. It expresses the feeling after having an excellent experience of any sort. You use this expression to intensify telling stories to your friends just to make sure they understand that your experience is/was way beyond good, great or even excellent, saying it cannot possibly get any better then that. It also defines something extremely beautiful. In general it intensifies the word "Best".
someone: how was the party last night?
you: End of road!
or:
she: so how do I look?
He: End of the road!
by Sharon Toledano August 24, 2005
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Long end of the stick

Too see a positive or favorable outcome from a situation that could have been really shity!
The rubber busted but she didnt get pregnant.. I got the long end of the stick!
by 432Cherries December 8, 2019
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end-of-the-line

The place God sends people who want for nothing and are still cruel. Not to be confused with the Last as in the last shall be first. No, they want for nothing and care for nothing and that is what they are and what they will get. Jesus is tired when he gets to them and says, "some other time".
The end-of-the-line is behind The Last. See that definition. The people who in the last days had it all and wouldn't share. The-end-of-the-line is for mean people. That is where they will go, to the end of the line.
by Kathy Aumont July 29, 2004
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fuzzy end of the lollipop

The term "fuzzy end of the lollipop" was first used in 1860 by Abraham Lincoln to describe the southern states to a school boy. The term means the dirtier, rougher side of something.
Abraham Lincolns original sentence: "Son, you see this here sucker, its all fresh and nice, but if I were to drop it on the ground it'd get all fuzzy. That's what those southern states arethe fuzzy end of the lollipop, they turned our great nation into a despicable mess."

A more recent and relatable use of the phrase: " Hey dude, I was hanging with da bae and she showed me the fuzzy end of the lollipop, dude I never knew we had a ghetto in our home town."
by Bill The Ripper (of gas) November 15, 2014
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end of the rainbow

In a world where jizz can be multi-colored, a technique where 7 guys all with different colored jizz are jerked off by a midget in a leprechaun suit into the rectum of a pot of gold aka some chick. *If the woman prefers, spraying rainbow colored jizz out of the anus is optional and may be enjoyable for some parties.
7 guys all with different colored jizz step into a room with a leprechaun:
Guy 1: "Hey guys I'm red this time.:
Guy 2: "You were red last time, how about you be green this time?"
Guy 1: How about you fuck a midget. I'm red. You cock jock.
Midget: "Come on guys, lets get wankin'. This chaik is ready for the end of the rainbow."
Guy 4: "Hope she totally sprays that shit all over my balls this time. You know, cause Im into that sort of thing." (*refer to optional rule)
Guy 6: "Come on, you guys are holding up the line. Midget get over here and spank my junk around so I totally jizz in this pot of gold aka this chick who is a total slut."
by Joe Ali January 22, 2008
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Wrong end of the stick

An English idiom meaning to get something wrong by one's approach by making stupid assumptions. To think that something you've been offered is the opposite of what it is. To confuse left and right. To turn an ability into a disability, a solution into a problem.

The wrong end, as opposed to the right end of the stick.

It goes back to the medieval, when people use staffs, or a general purpose stick. One end would be held by its owner.

The right end of the stick is the driving seat, the nice, clean, comfy end.

The wrong end is the dirty, ugly pig-swill stirring, beating-dealing, non-walking-enhancing end.

Picking up another's stick by the wrong end is the sign of an idiot, it often signifies a favour turned into a curse by the recipient by of their foolish eagerness to play the game.
"Nice Rottweiler" said Rufus. I told Rufus the guard dog was having a bad day today, had been growling a lot. What did he do? He went skipping right up to it, tried to cheer it up "oooh poor doggie" and it bit him in the face. Totally got the wrong end of the stick.
by Horton Cum-Studley February 6, 2012
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end of the world sex

Sex that is so primal, wild and uninhibited that it is comparable to knowing the world is about to end and it will be the last sex you will ever have.
I hadn't seen my girlfriend, Gina, since I went away to college 6 months ago. When we finally hooked up, we had the craziest sex ever! It was like end of the world sex!
by g.spell_omega May 17, 2015
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