Not my monkey, not my circus

Not my problem and I don't f*ing care anyways.
Use the phrase not my monkey, not my circus when someone asks you for example, your opinion about Nostradamus or other meaningless, to you, nonsense. The phrase was first used by this guy Gavi who once worked with me.
by Sexydimma December 28, 2022
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Best used to describe a very chaotic noisy scene, when it is quite clearly silent, calm and tranquil
You walk into the doctors waiting room, and it is clearly very quiet, but you can't help but grab your head in agony and say with the poshest English accent you can imagine:

"Crikey! It's like a Piccadilly Circus in here!!!"
by gypsymadonna January 18, 2013
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The United States of America's 46th President and his staff.
🤡🤡🤡 😴 🤡🤡🤡
Sleepy Joe's Flip Flop Circle Back Circus is a complete train wreck.
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Circus cookie

Out of all of her friends she had the circus cookie
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Circus cookie

Out of all of her friends she had the best circus cookie.
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Circus cookie

Out of all of her friends she had the circus cookie
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