yer mom gay

yer mom gay is self explanatory

my sister thinks it weird when I say yer mom gay and that she love my dic idk why
she's the weird one here..
ehe...

by yermomsogayshefuckedmydick February 25, 2022

yer ane fawt

Scottish Slang (Mainly the Ayrshire and Glasgow Area) and means 'Your own Fault'

Don't try and blame anyone else its yer ane fawt you got caught

by spongershire January 10, 2012

Juss flippin' yer switchiz

Da humorous "addendum remark" dat ya write after texting a sarcastic/silly remark, to let your message's recipient know dat you were merely kidding around wif him.

Me: Zheeeesh... dat sure was some blizzard we had last night --- da trees and bushes are all covered wif snow!
You: I see dat --- well, it should perfect weather to put on a bathing suit and charge headlong into da underbrush!
Me: Iz you plumb-insane??? I'd get all cold and wet wif da fresh snow deluging down on my bare skin!!!
You: I knooooowwwwwww....!!! Juss flippin' yer switchiz, Dude... (wink, tongue-out emoticons)
Me: Smart-a**!! :P :P

by QuacksO March 23, 2019

Yer Dad

Your dad sells Avon

Harry :Here mate Your maw

Josh :Naw Yer Dad

by STRG July 13, 2022

Yer

Yer is a girl you see around. u can't but not noticed her much. since she is so small. the look of her just makes you smile because of how cute she is. not many girls have the name "Yer" but it does and is a unique name. she type 2 hold things in. she's the type to act as if she does not do those things that she says to others but does.

oh yer how small u are making me run you over.

by lola q. November 19, 2020

Yer heid in a tin can

Scottish phase used to imply that what a person has said or done is incorrect.

Yer heid in a tin can

by Tattieheid January 5, 2023

yer maw

Basically at the end of an argument when you have nothing left to say yer maw, would be like saying anything about someone's mum which is never a good thing

The cunt: I'm going to end up smashing you
Me: Nae bother mate away and hump yer maw ya wee dick .

Yer maw always works.....if you really want to piss someone off ! Use with caution ⚠

by charlie xoxo October 4, 2016