Cook up this chicken before it goes bad

Have sex with this girl before she loses interest

Yo, Chris, I’d love to see yall but I gotta cook up this chicken before it goes bad.

by George567590 January 08, 2025

gun that goes "squirt"

Cock, dick, prick, weiner, putz, dong, bell rope, etc. Punning on an old advertisement for a brand of chewing gum with a liquid center.

Keep on playing with your gun that goes "squirt" and you just might knock up your girlfriend.

by pentozali August 01, 2010

electrician goes last

Guys when I say electrician goes last, I mean that the ***WIRE is pulled last*** but the terminations such as receptacles and the switch boxes and light housings can be installing.

Electrician goes last Before hanging drywall/sheetrock/plywood (all electrical have to be done except the finals as fixtures/ outlets/switches etc.)

by 9.1 Walter May 21, 2024

and the crowd goes mild

When someone’s music is so mid, it’s like “and the crowd goes home” but the music is mid

“Let’s listen to some Taylor Swift.”
“And the crowd goes mild!”

by ServusDeiFilius April 29, 2024

Slide them out like the goat goes to Paris

To have explosive diarrhea

I'll be right back, I need to go to the bathroom and slide them out like the goat goes to Paris.

by JohnnyTwoShits April 05, 2018

now, the badger goes silent

A common saying when texting where when someone is pointed out on some outlandish statement or action, or when a good point is made, after which the person goes silent.

Friend 1: I'm telling you, I'm not a vampire!
Friend 2: You screamed when I threw water from a church on you...
Friend 1: That was just a reflex! Anyone would scream if cold water was unexpectedly thrown on them!
Friend 2: *silence*
Friend 1: Now, the badger goes silent

by Imnotthough December 30, 2024

Long Stick Goes Boom

You all know about sixty-nine
Burnin' bones and bedside time
Once again we meet tonight
Get that touch of a magical light
We're gonna hit it, we're gonna kick it
We're gonna break out through the ice
You give us fever, you give us sweat
You're gonna make us live it twice

Tonight, long stick goes boom
Tonight, long stick goes boom
Tonight, long stick goes boom
Tonight, long stick goes boom
The time is right for a ride tonight
To be with you I'd risk a fight
My stick is tight, my blood is hot
Let's do it here, right on the spot
We're gonna hit it, we're gonna kick it
We're gonna break out through the ice
You give us fever, you give us sweat
You're gonna make us live it twice
Tonight, long stick goes boom
Tonight, long stick goes boom
Tonight, long stick goes boom
Tonight, long stick goes boom
Long stick, long stick
Long stick goes boom
Long stick, long stick
Long stick goes, it's gonna go, it's gonna go
It's gonna go, long stick gonna go
It's gonna go boom

by Death Menace August 15, 2023