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Temperature Selfie

When someone takes a screen shot of their weather bug screen or dashboard of their car to show everyone how warm or cold it is where they live. Nobody likes temperature selfies or the people that post them on social media. Typically the people who take this type of a selfie are extremely lonely or lack a social life. Every one knows what the temperature is where you live deutchbag.
Karl posted a temperature selfie letting everyone know it is 70° in Arizona. Who the F cares.
by darkralph January 23, 2014
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Temperature

You take a girls temperature by slipping a surprise thumb up her butt, while she’s giving you a blow job.
Things were getting nice and hot, so I took her temperature. She said, “ooh baby, not right there.”
by Sir Beardsley September 30, 2018
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Teppei

A “Teppei” is a special breed of party animal, who becomes a particularly aggressive hunter when intoxicated.

Habitat: izakayas, standing bars, nightclubs
Diet: alcohol

Sleeping habits: when exhausted and drunk, will fall asleep in busy streets
“I went to the club last night, and this Teppei guy kept approaching me and trying to dance with me!”
by paperbackbear March 17, 2019
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Take her temperature

To probe a woman with a penis, which can be done orally, anally, or vaginally.
My wife looked a little under the weather, so I tried to take her temperature with my meat thermometer. She perked right up.
by ckeliib June 3, 2009
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Temperate

1) to feel "in the middle. You're not extremely happy or sad, in the middle.
2) Moderate, not
1) "What's up?" Nm just boolin, highkey temperate

2) That test was hella hard. I think I failed." "Nah, to me it was kinda temperate"
by Klapping with Kermit September 23, 2016
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Crap Tapper

Idiot who can't take a dump without emailing/txting someone from his blackberry.
Hey Crap Tapper, its hard for me to time my own shit off the tapping of your blackberry?
by Steve da G-Man August 11, 2008
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Jam Tapper

"hey James, . . i mean Jam Tapper" =
by Jam Tapper August 5, 2009
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