Teech

An affectionate term for "a bit" designed to make the asking of a favour more innocent.

"may I have a teech of you're delicious Muffin, please"

by Gracie_face October 27, 2010

teeth cleaning

The act of having your teeth deeply cleansed by the scrubbing bubble action of millions of tiny sperm.

syn: blow job, sucking off, eating tube steak

Mrs. Wagner's teeth look nasty, even after the teeth cleaning Ralph gave her in 10th grade.

by zeewoof June 29, 2006

no teeth

A phrase used to:

A. confuse someone when they say something really stupid

B. make fun of someone who "actually has no teeth"

C. say to a person who is literally beat up from the feet up

Person A: Usain Bolt is so slow, I could beat him in my sleep!

Person B: Wow this guy has NO teeth!

by jcoleworld4ever225 June 5, 2011

bacon teeth

A mystical creature that lives in a tree house down by the river.It's believed to have super powers that consist of turning snot into lube and time traveling.Rare photos have caught this creature riding a skateboard and laying down raps about slushies and ho's.It's diet consist of cheese in a can and twinkies.It's believed to be a friendly creature that occasionaly is seen dry humping alleyway furniture..

Damn dog..That shit was like David Copperfield with a splash of Bacon Teeth..

by dawn johnson March 31, 2008

Dick Sucking Teeth

Teeth involved when performing the act of fellatio, often very painful for the male receiver.

Paris unintentionally used her dick sucking teeth while performing oral sex upon Bush's penis and Bush screamed in pain.

by mike12312312321333 December 22, 2008

beef teeth

a person with big front teeth

"thas got beef teeth thy as" said jimmy the yorkshireman

by ted sheckler. February 23, 2011

two front teeth

Something That You Want The Most For Christmas. From the song "All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth."

That 56" High Def Tv Is My Two Front Teeth!

by Tim Godsil December 24, 2007